Dead Hooker Jokes

Funny Dead Hooker Jokes
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, my basement is still dark.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change the lightbulb in my basement? ...Well, it's not 5.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

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What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb Has to be more than 20 because my basement is still dark

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb in my basement? Apparently not seven because it's still dark down there.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Apparently not four as my basement is still dark

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, my basements still dark...

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Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free

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How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not five because my basements still dark...

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still
dark.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 1583 cause its still dark down there its starting to smell.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet but it has to be more than eight because my basement is still dark.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 3, it's still dark in my basement.

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What do you call a dead hooker found in a snow drift? A Frostitute.

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What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick? I don't have a brick floating in my pool.

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How many dead Hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 8, since my basement is still dark.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a garage? Another two if I move my bike.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? At least 8. I've got 7 in my basement, and it's still dark down there.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but it's more than 5 because my basement is still dark...

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two, because it's still dark down in my basement.

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How many dead hookers does it take to fill up a garage I know it isn't 37

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What's the difference between a dead hooker and a meaty sausage? *I don't grind up sausages.*

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but it's at least 6, because my basement is still dark!!

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Not three, my basement is still dark.

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What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? You can feed one to your dog

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know. Its not 36 though.

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Does the dead hooker in my shed... ...count as a garden hoe?

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? At least three so far...

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What's the difference between ten dead hookers and the stuff in my basement? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a dead hooker and cars I don't have a lot of cars in my garage.

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What’s the difference between a dead hooker and work? Only one still sucks

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than three, cause my basement is still dark.

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