Deaf People Jokes

A group of deaf people get together to protest The group begins chanting

“What do we want?”

“Hearing aids!”

When do we want them?”

“Hearing aids!

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Deaf people probably get very excited when going on Omegle for the first time "ASL?"

"OMG How did you know?!"

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Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.

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Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists? Because they’re good at reading lips.

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How do deaf people meet online? Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

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Deaf people seem tough to me Because they always let their fists do the talking

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Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? Just switch off the light.

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Tried cracking a joke about deaf people, but I guess it wasn't funny They just kept staring at me.

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Say what you want about deaf people... That’s the whole joke, what else are you looking for?

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Why do deaf people make such good workers? Because they're never ear-response-able.

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How do you stop an argument between a group of deaf people? Turn the lights off.

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How do you stop a group of deaf people from arguing? Turn off the lights

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Did you hear about the explosion in the care home for deaf people? Neither did they.

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What is the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? Turn off the lights.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens.

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Say what you want about deaf people... Seriously, go ahead

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Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? Simple. Just switch off the lights

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Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too..

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Deaf people are violently protesting because They don't feel their voices are being heard

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Did you hear about my large donation to the Charity of Deaf People? Cause they sure haven't.

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Is toasting with deaf people offensive? Hear hear...

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Say what you want about deaf people. Seriously, say whatever you want.

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Why do deaf people never swear? Because they always watch their language.

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You know why deaf people don't buy new products? They've never heard of them

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Deaf people make excellent gynecologists. They can read lips.

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Say what you want about deaf people They'll never listen to you

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Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?

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What are deaf people tired of hearing? Nothing.

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i hate deaf people. they never listen to what i have to say.

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people? Because they never listen.

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What do you call it when two deaf people get in an argument? Smacktalk.

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Say what you want... ...about deaf people...

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The problem with dating deaf people... They're bad listeners

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Why do deaf people find jokes so funny? They've never heard that joke before.

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If blind people wear sunglasses... Why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

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Did you hear what president Trump said about deaf people? I know they didn’t.

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Why don't deaf people like rappers? They just keep saying meaningless gibberish

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People who use sign language are the modern day Naruto Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

Just switch off the lights.

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Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too 😄

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