What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Where's the highest density of Jews in the world right now? In the stratosphere.
So I was making this image...
There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.
The density of Saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath. However, you wouldn’t want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.
Moore’s law states that the density of transistors doubles every two years.
This is usually done by making them smaller.
Therefore, less is Moore’s
What do creationists and neutron stars have in common? Density
What happened to density's child was really sad... They really hit rock bottom when buoyancy went solo.
I met a guy whose job was to find new solutions to decrease the density of water transport. I was like, hey, whatever floats your boat, man.
What does Trump have in common with a cheap floppy disk? Single Sided, Double Density
Church in Florida is underwater. With mass underwater they can get volume. Then solve for their density and realize they should have gotten out of Florida.
When you get overwhelmingly nervous about playing that one Bungie hit for the first time... "You are... my density."