I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer That must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. "Your dog really likes me" "I'm so sorry."
Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.
It's depressing to hear that a child can drown in just 2 inches of water. I mean it's 2019. Why aren't we using metric yet?
All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can't I find a happy medium?
Why is North Korea so depressing? Because it ain't got no Seoul.
Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa? Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Edgy jokes are like my life Sad and depressing but people still manage to laugh at it.
Facebook
So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook.
It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'...
Being married to a photographer is depressing... ...they're always looking at the negatives.
My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing.
I went to a really depressing wedding recently. Even the cake was in tiers.
I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam.
My friends like meaningless, depressing, and sad jokes. That's why they like me
Pooping is depressing... You just sit there til you feel empty inside...
Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL
and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)
I wanted to tell a depressing, sad joke that was hilarious So I phoned up Trump and said "that was hilarious"
Everybody says the World is depressing Well, it is bipolar...
What would the most depressing game show be? Biggest Loser: All-Stars.
Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation
I quit my button-pushing job today... It was too depressing.
I Squash soft drink cans for a living
It's soda pressing
Note: just made this up in the shower when I was thinking about how "so depressing" sounds like "soda pressing"
Studying waveforms as a dyslexic can be depressing. When I can't calculat lambda, I just feel sinusoidal.
While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch I've never been so touched on an emotional level.
The thing I hate about crushing cans It's soda depressing.
My brother is terribly sick, so we are collecting 7000$..... So that I can travel across the country. Too depressing living with that sick kid
Toys R Us More like Toys Were Us (insert depressing drum roll here)
I walked into an old defunct Nike store today. The place was depressing because- there wasn't a sole in sight.
I was going to make a depressing joke. But my parents already made one.
I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer....... but I just thought that must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. "Your dog really likes me!!!" "I'm so sorry."
If ghosts were real.. my basement would be like a depressing school disco
A meteorologist walks into a small bar. It was depressing
I had a job crushing cans it was so depressing