f(x) walks into a bar
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions".
f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.
Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves
Girl, can I be your derivative? Because I want to lay on your curves at one point.
Hey babe, can I be your first derivative? Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...
To not go off on a tangent simply stay on the derivative.
f'(x) goes into a bar
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions".
>"Repost!"
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\--No, it's derivative humour.
I don't always take the derivative of x^2.... But when I do, it's dos equis.
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What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?
The second-order.
Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!
Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves.
Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes? All these new ones are so derivative...
Hey baby, can I take your derivative.... So I can lay tangent to those curves.
Two men walk into a bar
The first one says
"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"
The second man says
"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"
The bartender says
"You're so derivative"
What do get if you take the derivative of a Positioraptor? A Velociraptor
I've been pitching my idea for a calculus-based movie... But everyone tells me it's too derivative
Did you see the movie about the x^2’s journey to become 2x? It was really derivative.
Why did the mathematician fail as a painter? His art was derivative.
Are you the derivative of acceleration? Because you’re a jerk!
What is the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime.
What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives? An anti-derivative.
What's the fourth derivative called?
Inauguration.
Why?
Change of jerk.
What is the first derivative of a cow? A prime rib.
I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said," I like my logarithms like my women, all natural".
"Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision." "Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"
I was listening to the ABC song the other day Everything I listen to now just seems so derivative
This kid in physics class was being mean to me So I called him the derivative of acceleration.
My teacher accused my of plagiarism on my calculus paper She said my work was very derivative
I wish I was your derivative, So I can lie tangent to your curves.
[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan
Started studying general relativity when I realized that my life is a Lie... ...derivative.
When Gottfried Leibniz first red Isaac Newton's work on Calculus..... He found it quite Derivative.
What did the adenine derivative say when he became a suspect?
I'm inosine!
*slow backstage exit*
What do you call the derivative of online shopping? Amazon Prime