Destiny Jokes

Funny Destiny Jokes
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My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.

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Beyonce is pregnant, but it's not Jay-Z's baby... ...it's Destiny's Child.

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Why should you never fight Destiny? Because then you will have to fight the bouncers, and every other stripper in the club.

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I’ve got a date with destiny And for 50$ an hour, not bad.

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It is never a good idea to fight Destiny. Because then you'll have to fight the other strippers and the bouncer too.

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I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop.

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I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign.

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You can't fight destiny Well you can, but then you're going to have to fight the bouncers and probably all the other strippers too.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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You can’t fight Destiny, because if you try Then you will have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too.

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Getting out of bed I felt like Destiny 2 this morning getting out of bed. I crashed when my character loaded.

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Guess who woke up to 27 missed calls from their ex Destiny, please come back

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„Wow a PS10! What games do you got?“ „GTA 5, The Witcher 3, Destiny 2 and Minecraft“

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What happens when Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams try to make a Destiny's Child song about herbs and spices? Bey Leaves.

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I didn't have a problem with the Destiny 2 story. Because I skipped most of it.

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"Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives" This is what future dads will be saying when they break out the belt after seeing their kids report card

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I don't believe in fate or destiny I don't believe in fate or destiny

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90% of strippers were sexually exploited as children. I guess that’s why 98% of them go by the name Destiny.

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