I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny
My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
Beyonce is pregnant, but it's not Jay-Z's baby... ...it's Destiny's Child.
Why should you never fight Destiny? Because then you will have to fight the bouncers, and every other stripper in the club.
I’ve got a date with destiny And for 50$ an hour, not bad.
It is never a good idea to fight Destiny. Because then you'll have to fight the other strippers and the bouncer too.
I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop.
I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign.
You can't fight destiny Well you can, but then you're going to have to fight the bouncers and probably all the other strippers too.
Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny.
You can’t fight Destiny, because if you try Then you will have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too.
Getting out of bed I felt like Destiny 2 this morning getting out of bed. I crashed when my character loaded.
Guess who woke up to 27 missed calls from their ex Destiny, please come back
„Wow a PS10! What games do you got?“ „GTA 5, The Witcher 3, Destiny 2 and Minecraft“
What happens when Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams try to make a Destiny's Child song about herbs and spices? Bey Leaves.
I didn't have a problem with the Destiny 2 story. Because I skipped most of it.
"Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives" This is what future dads will be saying when they break out the belt after seeing their kids report card
I don't believe in fate or destiny I don't believe in fate or destiny
90% of strippers were sexually exploited as children. I guess that’s why 98% of them go by the name Destiny.