The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit
Detroit is a such a dangerous city...
You can't even let your kids out at night.
The might rob someone.
I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."
Not a Latvian joke
Lost job and no money for buy potato.
Also is cold.
Regret immigrate to Detroit.
me "Please to meet you, I am from East Detroit"
Other person: "Oh my gawd, have you ever seen someone get shot"
Me: "No I close my eyes when I pull the trigger"
“Who’s your daddy?” A roleplay exercise in Alabama, a serious question in Detroit.
I was in Florida recently to visit a good friend...
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Detroit."
So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read...
"I hope this helps."
Someone threw a dollar coin at the Mayor of Detroit Police are trying to figure out if it's assault or a bailout package.
Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there.
What do you call a group of people who are trying to rebuild after a major disaster? The Detroit Tigers.
What is mark zuckerbergs favorite videogame Detroit become human
When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
What's the difference between Syria, and Detroit? How you get stoned.
Back in school, I took an apple tart to Detroit, Flint, and St Louis My teacher told me to take pi to three dismal places
A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder
The bartender looks at him and says, "That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?"
The parrot replies, "Detroit"
What is the people mover in Detroit? A bulldozer.
What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common? You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
Where's the safest place for shelter during a tornado in Detroit? The Pontiac Silverdome, there hasn't been a touchdown there in years.
An elderly British woman was found beaten to death on a bus in Detroit.
Reportedly, her last words were:
"Pardon me, do you know where I can buy some knickers?"
Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit? All the pairs of floating eyes
Did you know that shot sizes are different in different places? In most of the US it's usually 50mL but in Detroit it's usually 9mm.
What do you call Mass Confusion Fathers Day in Detroit
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
The bartender says, "Hey, that thing is cool! Where did you get him?"
The parrot replies, "Detroit".
Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there.
What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit? Labor Day.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion He's not allowed back into the Detroit Zoo.
Did you hear about the electro rap duo who shot a Detroit based rapper? Lmfao gottem
What’s the most confusing day in Detroit? Father’s day.
what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit.
What do you call an Italian living in Detroit? Spa-ghetto
As a lifelong Detroit Lions fan, when I die, I want the team to lower my casket into the grave. So they can let me down one last time.
Today my son asked me where he came from so I had the birds and the bees talk with him. Afterwards I asked him if he had any questions. He said “Well Bobby said he was from Detroit I just wanted to know where I came from.”
What type of 'review' new iPhone got from the Detroit folks? The Neg. one.
So Fidel Castro was once given a key to the City of Detroit... That is not a joke. That actually happened.
Did you hear about the hockey player who broke his nose in seven places? Toronto, Detroit, Vancouver, Quebec, Boston, St. Paul, and Ottawa.