What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister.
My doctor told me today that I was too sweet. Well, her exact words were, "severely diabetic", but I knew what she meant.
NASA Scientists say its possible to live on Mars. Bullshit, I tried it and now I'm 15Kg heavier and diabetic
What does a diabetic neckbeard need to survive? Incelin
A diabetic kid died during the night. His mother wished him "sweet dreams" before sleep.
What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic Aunt Linda.
Yesterday, I saw a guy harassing a diabetic who recently had parts of his foot amputated. I guess the first guy was lack toes intolerant.
A diabetic friend I was talking to my diabetic friend the other day. He said, "this new high sugar diet I'm on is great! I lost 30 pounds already. Cost me an arm and a leg though..."
How do you beat a diabetic rapper in a rap battle Candy Bars
What does a diabetic's blood taste like? Sweet irony
I am both dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of "All You Can Eat Carb Legs".
What's forbidden to diabetic vampires sweethearts
Pikachu is type electric, Charmander is type fire
Snorlax is type 2 diabetic
I'll show myself to the door.
What do you call a cow with no legs? My fat, diabetic sister.
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're diabetic, then insulin is pretty high on the list.
After a year long struggle, my diabetic uncle just had both legs amputated below the ankle.... I guess you could say he was de-feeted.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, what does drinking Fanta make you? diabetic
My diabetic friend had a serious emergency last night.
My bad.
I texted her "Goodnight, sweet dreams" before going to bed.
Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition? Because he was so good at pumping.
My mum always hated my dad for using thousands of dollars to shoot drugs up his arm. I kept telling her he was diabetic but she didn't care
Class trip to the coca-cola company factory
I hope there's no pop quiz
Cause I'm diabetic
Life is Like a Box of Chocolates It sucks if you are diabetic.
A doctor flirted with me today, she said I was really sweet! I think she meant I was really sweet, she worded it differently and said “you’re severely diabetic” but I know what she meant. She said I’m type 2 and I told her she’s my type too
Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in
Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager..
"Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?" Hitler asked.
"Today we're burning the diabetic" answered the manager.
Edit: Spelling.
What is black and smells like caramel? A diabetic after a flat fire
What does a diabetic neckbeard inject himself with? Incel-in
A mom wishing her diabetic son to die She tell him every night sweet dreams
What do you never tell your diabetic son? Sweet dreams.
What do you give to a diabetic misogynist? Incelin.
I lost 10 lbs a week!! My secret??? Turns out I'm diabetic...
Why did the type 1 diabetic sue the man who put sodium in her food? It was a salt.