My buddy set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby." I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper...
A friend once set me up on a blind date.
He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."
I felt like a total idiot waiting in the club wearing nothing but a diaper.
My sister is dating a diaper fetishist... She doesn't like like it, but she thinks she can change him.
Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.
Pitbull saves family from house fire, pulls 7-month-old girl by her diaper Good to know he's doing more than just music these days.
What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? Incontinent
Diaper companies should be sued for false advertising. Not once have they held the 22-37 pounds they promised.
Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar? So he could save his stool.
I asked my grandpa if he has to wear a diaper... He said "depends"
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a diaper made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
You're never too young or too old to wear a diaper.
What would change the world A giant diaper.
Yo mommas breath smells so bad She should be wearing a diaper on her face.
My wife said that she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn’t in to diaper fetishes.
Hmmm tell me...what are you wearing now?
- A diaper
+ Gramma!! Hang up the other line!
How has there not been a class action lawsuit against the major diaper companies? Those things have never held the 22-37 pounds they advertise.
What’s a 90 year old diaper taste like? Depends ....
My son made me laugh
My almost 4 year old is pushing with a red face.
Me: Are you making poopy in your diaper?
He replies: Shht, mommy! I need to concentrate!