How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore
Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really? A dino might.
What do you call a blister on a Tyrannosaurus Rex? A Dino Sore
What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?
*Dino-swore.*
I'm sorry.
What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself?
Dino sore.
Please forgive me for the dad joke.
What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore
What's the favorite song of all australian dinosaurs? TNT, cuz they're dino mate
two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast
1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour
2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore
Where did the T-Rex buy his dinner? At the Dino-Store!
What sound does a T-Rex make when it’s sleeping? A Dino-snore
Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might." It blew up over night.
Courtesy of 4 year old daughter: What do you call a T-Rex the day after he lifts weights? A Dino Sore.
Who would blow up jurassic park? The dino might.
How did the T-Rex feel the day after working out? Dino-sore
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.
What did the T-Rex say after it fell? Dino sore.
What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? "Dino what you're thinking."
What did the velociraptor say after his workout? I'm a little dino-sore.
What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?
I dino-bore! .
I'm sorry.
What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore
What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur
Where to dinosaurs like to shop? At the Dino-store
I just saw Jurassic World...
It was DINO-mite!!!
A'thank you, I'll show myself out.
Kids' joke- What do you call a cut on a T-Rex's foot?
A Dino Sore.
I made this joke up in response to my niece's own joke of: "What do you call a pregnant dinosaur? A Preg-osaurous." Like Stegosaurus... pretty smart.
What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore
Why'd the T-Rex go to the masseuse? He was dino-sore
Inspired by 4 year old daughter: What do you call a T-Rex after resistance training? Dino Sore.
The cavewoman's pet Dino had a viral infection.. She had a vaginasore