My friend and I had arranged a meeting to insult each other but he didn't show up It was a diss appointment
The wind whispered insults in my ear today It was really diss gusting
Frank says to Bob: "I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them." Bob replies: "Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."
What do you call a rap battle event between lizards? A reptile diss function.
Did you hear about the old woman named able?
Every time someone insulted her, she broke their legs.
Thats how everyone learned not to diss able
In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, I’ve been dancing in public while insulting people. I practice social diss dancing.
If Hitler was a rapper, he would make the best diss tracks. He was good at roasting people.
At the ceramic tile factory they have employee parties where they make the tiles stand on edge. Instead of commending the skill involved they make fun of eachother. It is an erect tile diss function.
I've created a company whereby people hire us to insult the people they don't like. We're doing a diss service.
Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation New phone WHO diss
What do disabled people do for fun? Diss abled people
A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed.
I remember when a YouTuber's main aim was to entertain Now they're all diss-track-ted
My friend Eric believes his true purpose in life is to write put-downs on the back of kitchen tiles He calls it his Eric-tile diss-function
I made a diss track about s’mores only one artist said it was hot Marshmello
Why did the kid in the wheelchair win the rap battle? Because of his mad DISS abilities!!
My ex and I split up with no hostility... We had a non-diss closure agreement
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
Shakespearean "Yo momma" diss:
Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus, Aaron taunts his lover's sons
What do you call someone with a gift for insults? They have an amazing diss-ability
Did you hear about the battle rapper with vertigo? He was very diss-oriented
Since Eminem's diss is out, now MGK stands for Man Got Killed
What should you do if someone distracts you? Just diss-track them back
What do you call it when you're scheduled for a rap battle, but your opponent just isn't as good as you hoped for? A diss appointment.
My doctor recommended exposure therapy to get over my fear of being insulted, so she set me up with a specialist. It turned out to be a great diss appointment.
What do you call it when a virus makes fun of you? Diss-infected.
Nick Cannon made an EMINƎM diss song.
If I can't focus on my work because someone is rapping about me then I've been diss track-ted
Never diss a Genie... He'll make you wish you were never born.