Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...
She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
I recently found out my mom has a disturbing fetish. She has slept with several underage teenagers and I am really concerned about their well being. The victims contacted me while playing CoD.
Darth Vader walks into his local record shop and asks for a copy of George Michael's debut solo album
The guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, it's out of stock."
Darth Vader shakes his head and says "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..."
Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up… Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.
What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?
He found their lack of freight disturbing
^^May ^^the ^^Fourth ^^be ^^with ^^you!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What did Darth Vader say to the severe burn victim? I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums? I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing.
Darth Vader walks into a record store.
Clerk: ‘Sorry, your excellency, we don’t have that George Michael album in stock.’
Vader: ‘I find your lack of “Faith” disturbing.’
Darth Vader...
Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.
He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.
Today, something disturbing is announced on the news. "Flat Earthers claim to have members all around the globe."
What's short and would be disturbing at breakfast? Hitler
Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman.
My friend keeps talking about eating vegetables and I’m beginning to find it kind of disturbing. I mean, I know they haven’t really got a functioning brain, but they’re still human.
My neighbors tried to have me charged with disturbing the peace, claiming I incessantly sing Culture Club at all hours of the night. The judge threw out the case of course, so I guess you could say that, I'm a man, without conviction.
Man goes to the doctor...
Doctor says, “Sir, you really need to stop masterbating.”
Man replies, “Why doc, am I going to go blind?!”
Doctor says, “No, you’re disturbing my other patients!”
Has anyone watched “The Platform” on netflix....? I couldn’t finish it to be honest, it was disturbing on so many levels.
Why did the green bean go to jail? He was disturbing the peas.
The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic.
What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper? "I find your lack of steak disturbing."
Darth Vader was inspecting his security teams weapons locker. He asked the Chief of Security "Do your men carry pepper spray?" When the Chief replied "No, sir" Darth Vader force choked him and said "I find you lack of mace disturbing."
What did Darth Vader say when the Church of Scientology website got hacked? "I find your hack of faith disturbing."
What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon? He found their lack of freight disturbing
What did Darth Vader say to The Question? "I find your lack of face disturbing."
Disturbing/offensive why couldn’t the orphan get the toy. It said parent assembly’s required
Have you ever heard of the Bowling Ball Killer?
He waits till he sees a group of people standing in a perfect bowling pin formation and then that's when he strikes. Very disturbing.
(not mine, but my partner's joke)
What did Darth Vader say while ordering dinner at a vegan restaurant? I find your lack of steak disturbing.
So, Anakin thought Padme was cheating with Obi Wan. It seems he found her lack of faithfulness disturbing
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's very first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and subsequently arrested. The charge: Disturbing the peas!
I masturbated over a photograph of a dead guy. It was the most disturbing thing I've ever come across