Djibouti Jokes

I wanna put the "D" in... Djibouti

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If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti.

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Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops? Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

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Funny Djibouti Jokes
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What happens when there is an earthquake in Africa? Djibouti shakes!

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If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help?

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Where did the proctologist lose his passport? In Djibouti.

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Swiggity swooty... I'm comin' for Djibouti.

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What's the capital of Djibouti? The D.

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Travel plans around Africa I told my wife: I wanna end up and stay in Djibouti the longest, she said I'll get the lube.

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Where do you find Djibouti on a map? North of Djilegs and south of Djiback.

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