"Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!" "Next please."
"Doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf."
"What are the symptoms?"
"A yellow cartoon family."
Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live! Be with you in a minute
DOCTOR DOCTOR
Doctor Doctor, I can't feel my legs!
Yes, I'm very sorry Mr Smith, we had to amputate your arms
Doctor Doctor I can't feel my legs !!!! Well i'm not really surprised, we cut your arms off .
Patient: ‘Doctor doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live!’ Doctor: Hang on a minute
Doctor doctor...
...I feel like a tree.
Doctor: *arms folded/quizzical look on his face* Ok. Stand up straight please and raise your arms slowly.
Me: *reluctantly does as asked*
Doctor: Ahhh I see, don’t worry. It looks like you’re branching out.
Doctor doctor
Patient: Doctor doctor, I think i’m becoming alcoholic.
Doctor: Do you drink Whiskey?
Patient: All right then. I’ll have one if you have one.
*knocks on doctors office* Doctor doctor I can't get my wife pregnant Doctor:Why don't you come inside?
A man goes to the doctor...
And says 'doctor doctor! You gotta help me! Every time I have tea I get a sharp pain in my eye!'
The doctor looks at him. 'The next time you have tea,' he says, 'take the spoon out of the cup first.'
Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there..
Doctor Doctor
"Help, I just keep on shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
"Doctor doctor!, there's a man on the phone who claims he's invisible!" "Well tell him I can't see him right now".
Doctor doctor I've only got 15 seconds to live Hold on mate I'll just be a minute and I'll be right with you
Doctor Doctor
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I'm having trouble perspiring, can you help me?
Doctor: Sure, no sweat.
Doctor Doctor !!
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a robot that has to take an exam to become human. Doctor: Don't worry, it'll pass.
A man wakes up... A man wakes up in the hospital after a horrible car accident. Suddenly, he yells "DOCTOR DOCTOR I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS". The doctor rushes in, stating "I know! I had to amputate your arms!"
A patient walks into a doctors office...
"Doctor Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards!" says the patient
"Sit down I'll deal with you later" he replies.
I had to go to the Doctor today... I got their early and already his office was very busy. I saw him walking in the door and said "Doctor Doctor, I feel like I'm becoming invisible." He replied "Sorry I can't see you today."
A man goes to the Doctor's
"Doctor Doctor, I think I've turned into a dog!"
"Alright" the Doctor says "Get up on the couch and let me have have a look at you"
"But i can't, I'm not allowed!"
An amnesiac walks into a hospitality
He shakes the doctors hand and says,
“Doctor Doctor I think I’m an..”
“Amnesiac?” interrupts the doctor.
“However did you know?”
“You’ve been shaking my hand for the past ten minutes
A man walks into the doctors office
A man walks into the doctors office and says: doctor doctor I keep bursting into song!
doctor:you have Tom Jones syndrome
man:Tom Jones syndrome? Is it rare?
Doctor:it’s not unusual
Doctor Doctor...
“I keep getting people's jobs wrong."
"Anything else?"
"Yeah, and a pound of carrots please, mate".
Doctor doctor please help, everyone is ignoring me! Doctor: ‘next please!’