Why is it impossible to throw a beer at Trump? Because he's a draft dodger
Why doesn't Donald Trump drink beer? Because he's a draught dodger.
Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? O.J. Simpson.
Trump was booed at the game last night
So a Dodger made it to the World Series after all.
Credit to /u/daves_not__here
Do you want to know my favorite Los Angeles Dodger? O.J. Simpson