My Dad Is A Magician He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better.
If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry.
When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
My wife is a horrible singer . When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home
For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence.
Jokes about domestic violence aren't funny. They hit a little too close to home.
Did you hear about the redneck magician? He turns a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence.
If a muslim hits his wife... Is it considered domestic violence or child abuse?
A group of chronic masturbators have recently started an organization to protect women from domestic violence. Their slogan is "We only beat ourselves."
Most domestic violence jokes aren’t funny, They really are hit or Mrs.
Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home.
I would make a joke about domestic violence But I just think it would hit too close to home for some
I don't understand why people are disgusted by domestic violence against pregnant women. At the end of the day, it's 2 against 1.
I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
What's the best part of domestic violence jokes? The punchline
There is nothing funny about watching domestic violence Which is why it goes in the 'Action' folder instead of 'Comedy'
My dad had this great magic trick he’d show us every night He’d turn a full bottle of jagermeister into domestic violence
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Domestic violence.
Domestic violence is no laughing matter For some people, they hit really close to home.
My Dad learnt this new magic trick He showed me that he can turn a 6 pack of beer into domestic violence
I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home
More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em
President Trump says he supports victims of domestic violence. He still pays alimony to Ivana Trump.
What happens when you mix Adolf Hitler and domestic violence? Adolf *Hit-Her*
I just saw a news report about domestic violence. It was really hard hitting.
Domestic violence is a relatively new term. It used to be called mind your own business.
I don't get domestic violence Like why tf aren't we going international?
How many wife- beaters does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. So how come I gotta do everything around here?
(I don't actually condone domestic violence)
When I was little my dad always did this one magic trick. He turned a bottle of bourbon into domestic violence
SNL Gold: Domestic Violence A local county couple had an argument over a jar of salsa, which resulted in the girlfriend stabbing her boyfriend. But hey, you'd be mad too if he was jalpeno business.
Men who commit domestic violence are the dumbest of all If you didn't like your women now, you're definitely not gonna like her with a bruise on her face.
I don't like domestic violence..
I like international violence, So I take my wife to Japan, Thailand, Croatia.
Just a joke guys..
I don't have money to travel this much..
You know, there was a time I joked about domestic violence it was about 1:00, maybe 1:30.