Doughnut Jokes

Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony? The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.

The most popular woman?

The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.

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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The dude who can carry a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee.

Who's the most popular woman at the nudist colony?

The girl who can reach the last doughnut.

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Funny Doughnut Jokes
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A cream-filled doughnut and an eclair... ...decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a long, grueling custardy battle.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed

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I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda's bakery. "Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"

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I allow myself only one doughnut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.

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At the bakery, A Scotsman asks "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?" "No, you're right, it's a doughnut."

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What nut is not gluten free? A doughnut

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Why did the manager of the doughnut factory quit her job? She got fed up with the hole business.

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What does the apathetic pastry Chef say? I doughnut care.

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I got turned away while trying to order a pie from Yoda's bakery the other day. "Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."

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What did an angry doughnut say to his wife? Doughnut talk to me.

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One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing It was filling!

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Free doughnuts I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.

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Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone So, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is a police-free area surrounded by police.

Does that make it a doughnut hole?

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