Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony?
The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.
The most popular woman?
The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The dude who can carry a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee.
Who's the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
The girl who can reach the last doughnut.
A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business.
A cream-filled doughnut and an eclair... ...decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a long, grueling custardy battle.
Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business.
What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed
I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda's bakery. "Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."
What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"
I allow myself only one doughnut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
At the bakery, A Scotsman asks "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?" "No, you're right, it's a doughnut."
What nut is not gluten free? A doughnut
Why did the manager of the doughnut factory quit her job? She got fed up with the hole business.
What does the apathetic pastry Chef say? I doughnut care.
I got turned away while trying to order a pie from Yoda's bakery the other day. "Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."
What did an angry doughnut say to his wife? Doughnut talk to me.
One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing It was filling!
Free doughnuts I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
So, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is a police-free area surrounded by police.
Does that make it a doughnut hole?