What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12
I was invited to go play Dungeons and Dragons. I was told i needed to pick a race and a class for my character So I picked white and middle. Apparently that's not how its played, but I just think they know I'd win
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength. I call it "Book Club"
A Dungeons and Dragons Joke about the most fearsome of foes: Furniture
The barkeep asked why we carried weapons into his bar.
I said ‘Mimics.’
The party laughed.
The barkeep laughed.
The table laughed.
We killed the table. Good times.