Did you know that it’s wrong to breed eels with eagles? It’s eel-eagle.
Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo? He hates ill eagles.
It was the ‘bring your pet to school’ day today, there were a lot of birds Weirdly enough most of them were desert eagles!
The biggest difference between the Superbowl and the Grammy's. The Eagles have won a Grammy.
Many ravens are called a congress...
Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder.
Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?
What's the difference between patriots, eagles, and Cheerios? Cheerios belong in a Bowl.
Why do Republicans hate sick eagles? Because they're illegals
Last night Philadelphia residents climbed light poles, flipped over cars, and set dumpsters on fire Then things really got out of hand when they learned the Eagles won the Super Bowl
Who wants to hear a football joke? The Philadelphia Eagles.
What's the difference between a falcon and an eagle? Eagles can hold a lead.
The Eagles held the record for bestselling album of all time. That was until Micheal Jackson beat it..
Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If eagles are the birds of American freedom, then what is the bird of American love? A Swallow
Me to my coworker
Me:The Eagles won last night
Co Worker: Oh you watched the game
Me: Covered in blood and scratches what game?
Why is it prohibited to feed eagles in several countries? Because it would be ill-eagle
Did you know it's against the law to breed eels with eagles? It's eel-eagle.
Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested? He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole...
Why is it illegal to hunt bald eagles? It's ill-eagle.
I like bald eagles. They taste almost just like baby seals.
Sick eagles are forbidden by law. They're illeagle.
What are cyborg gulls called. Eagles.
The chances of the Eagles winning the Super Bowl have wentz out the window
What’s the same about the Eagles and a mailman? They both won’t deliver on Sunday.
Healthy eagles come from America. Ill eagles come from Mexico.
Did you know it's wrong to breed eels and eagles It's eel-eagle
The lead singer of The Eagles has been arrested by Customs.
Apparently he was trying to smuggle exotic animals parts into the country.
It turns out that you can't hide those lion eyes.
Eagles may soar... But weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Breeding Seagulls and Eagles has now been outlawed in the United States. The rationale behind this was that the new creature became incredibly sick upon birth. People have been breeding ill eagle seagulls this entire time.
Did you hear that the Philadelphia Eagles changed their name to the Eages? Because the Patriots took the L
If you put Proactive on bald eagles Will their white heads disappear?
Why are veterinarians not permitted to perform surgery on eagles infected with coronavirus? It's an ill-eagle operation