I keep hearing people say these SoCal earthquakes are being caused by the heat or as punishment for how we have been acting. I think they are wrong. It is actually the San Andreas's fault.
Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said "It's not our fault."
Figured out who to blame for the earthquakes. It’s the earth’s fault.
Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt. But a few snakes were rattled.
I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes. It’s always her fault.
What natural disaster does earth like the most? Earthquakes. They always seem to crack it up.
How can California secede from the Us without any documents or agreements? Earthquakes
A college professor was very worried about his recent study on earthquakes. It turns out his findings were on shaky ground.
Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault.
What causes German Earthquakes?
Teutonic Plates.
I'm sorry I'll find my own way out
A group of scientists conducted experiments on earthquakes The results were ground breaking
My sister in California said she felt two earthquakes just in the last week. I told her it was her fault.
Did you hear about the new machine that creates earthquakes? It was groundbreaking.
What's an earthquakes favorite excuse? "It wasn't my fault."
I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes. All that stupid faulty logic.
I think Magnitude 10 earthquakes are the best comedians They can make the whole world crack up.
My brother tried to argue that earthquakes are much worse than volcanoes because volcanoes are cool. I shook my head and told him his argument is on shaky ground.
It’s a great time to live in California Because all the giant tsunamis caused by the giant earthquakes can put out the giant fires
What to do during earthquakes...
Teacher: Class, what should you do if there is an earthquake?
Tonio: Turn on the light, Sir!
Teacher: How come?
Tonio: Sir, everynight there's an earthquake in our hut, but it stops when I turn on the light.
Today I am expecting a lot of earthquakes... Happy World Parkinson's Day.
As a Tectonic plate, everyone is always blaming me for earthquakes... ...but they are not all my fault.
Earthquakes are very scary I am shaking in my shoes thinking about it
Earthquakes are confusing We know where the fault lies but we have no one to blame
Why are earthquakes the politest of the natural disasters? Because they shake everyone's hands when they arrive and again before they leave.