What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard. I just got layed by some chick.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Why do easter eggs hide? Because they're little chickens.
What's the best thing about having alzeimhers disease? You can hide your own easter eggs
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.
There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer
1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.
You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…"
The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.
The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!
Arnold Schwarzenegger joined an Easter egg hunt but didn't find any eggs. His secretary asks "Does this mean you hate Easter now?"
He shakes his head and responds:
"I still love Easter baby."
Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
What did the Easter Egg say to the Boiling Water? It’s gonna take me awhile to get hard. I just got laid by some chick.
My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.
I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Sorry but it might take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!
Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them I prefer mine poached!
Hiding my kids easter eggs in more obvious spots this year. Hope they can find the 20 eggs I left in the middle of the street.
Did you hear about the old couple that passed away decorating Easter eggs? They dyed happily.
Do to covid-19 the format of this year's Easter egg hunt has changed. Instead of trying to find eggs in a garden, everyone will be trying to find eggs in a grocery store.
Where does Quentin Tarantino hide his Easter eggs?
In his movies
Alt. Punchline, Inglorious Baskets. Hoppy Easter yall!
Why is Greek Easter always a Week after Normal Easter? Because the Easter eggs are always on special
What did the easter egg say to the boiling water? Might take me awhile to get hard I just got laid by a chick!
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s gonna take a while to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!
How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!
Did you hear about the guy who painted Easter eggs? He did a good job. Not egg-cellent but good.
I made my family easter egg hunt easier this year for the kids. There are 20 eggs in the middle of the street.