Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant?
I guess the eggplant came first!
I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious
What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie
What is an huge henhouse called? Eggplant.
Why did the chicken bury its egg underground?
He wanted to grow an eggplant
Joke from my dad.
What kind of factory is a chicken coop? An eggplant!
A Brundle of Laughs - Formula 1 Joke
What did Guenther Steiner say to his boss after Kevin Magnusson ran wide at turn 3 and skidded onto an eggplant?
I’m afraid it’s Aubergine
What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant.
Blue Collar Work
Where does the blue collar chicken work?
The Eggplant.
Driving through the Country
My boyfriend saw a farm as we drove by and read the name out loud- "There's Falak Farm."
I replied- "Yeah, they must grow cucumbers and eggplant there."
What's the difference between a chick pea and an eggplant? Trump didn't have an eggplant on a bed in a Moscow hotel room.
3 women walk into a bar arguing whose the loosest. The first women says she can fit a cucumber. The second women says she can fit an eggplant. The third women slides the bar stool.