I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice... At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice... ... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat... so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer
LPT: Unplug your electronics to conserve energy, except for the fridge and the life support machine: In those instances, you'd just be wasting vegetables.
I walked past an electronics store once...
I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, "TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"
I thought to myself, "Wow. I can't turn that down."
I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument
How to fix water-damaged electronics
If you drop your phone in water, just leave it in a bag of rice over night.
The rice attracts Asians who will come fix it for you.
A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers. The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.
Electronics run on smoke... It leaks out, they stop working.
I'm at a Mexican electronics store and the clerk asked me what kind of cables I was looking for.
I told him, "Audios."
He left and hasn't come back since.
My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.
With great power...
Comes great Current squared Resistance.
Yeah, I need these mnemonics to pass tomorrow's electronics exam.
How do you get rich from electronics? Tell janet from homeware that he's been cheating on her.
I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!
Where do dogs go to get their electronics? Best Boy
I failed my electronics exam today. Apparently, a transistor is not a black woman dressed as a man
Someone should make an electronics shop that sells resistors and call it: The Ohm Depot
LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
What do you call a retail store that disables electronics? An EMPorium
Real life joke: Call Best Buy on your phone... ...and ask to be connected to the electronics department.
If you drop your phone in water... Put it in a bowl of rice, at night it will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
My electronics professor said **Microsoft** *created* **Google** Chrome
Why do you put water damaged electronics in rice? Cuz at night it will attract asians to fix your electronics.
Healthy Marriage reminds me of Cheap Electronics Battery’s not included
Amazon Fire
Everyone keeps talking about putting out the Amazon Fire like it's a good thing...
But I didn't think water and electronics mixed very well.
Arts>Science Just realised arts students can now pay for their college fees... if they specialise in electronics as well.
There are 10 types of people in this world!
Those that understand binary and those that don't.
*Credit to my electronics lecturer for this one*
In what language is an electronics engineer fluent? Sine Language