A conversation with my 7 year old brother.
"Look at all of these beautiful horse"
"Horses"
"Horse is already plural, isn't it?"
"You're thinking of elk"
"Holy mooses, you're right"
I saw some leeches on a running elk. They were hanging on for deer life.
Trump and Pence go on a hunt.
As they are walking through the woods, they see an elk foraging.
"Hey look, an elk!" says Pence.
"Fake moose" says Trump.
If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe
A herd of elk charged an unsuspecting group of tourists They don't take cash
Trump and Pence go hunting.
As they're walking through the woods, they come across an elk foraging on leaves.
"Hey, look, it's an elk" says Pence.
"Fake moose" says Trump.
Pulled this Dad joke...
on my Dad as we were elk hunting this year. We were driving down a dirt road and kept seeing a bunch of sage grouse (also known as a sage chicken) running on the road.
Dad, why did the grouse cross the road??
To get to the other sage.
What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Trump and Pence go hunting.
As they're walking through the woods, they see an elk foraging on leaves.
"Hey look, an elk" says Pence.
"Fake moose" says Trump.
Have you heard of this new zombie like disease, stricking moses and deers? Hollywood is already on it. Nightmare on elk street.
What animal gives the best head? Elk-elk-elk-elk-elk-elk
What's the most surprising Elk? A Cari-BOO!
What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose
What do you call an elk that can perform miracles? Deer Lord
Trump and Pence go hunting.
As they're walking through the woods, they come across an elk foraging on leaves.
"Hey look, an elk," says Pence.
"Fake moose," says Trump.