Women are like pasta
They are straight until you get them wet.
- Ellen Degeneres
Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake
Make no mistake, Ellen DeGeneres could never take down Dwayne Johnson... The Rock always beats scissors.
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake
How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow.
Rest In Hoohah
Did you guys hear Ellen DeGeneres died?
They found her face down in Ricki Lake.