Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump.
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
EDIT: epic
Huge Supermassive Endgame Spoiler Ok now that all the nerds are gone, I'm throwing an epic party at my house tomorrow and you're all invited!
I was on a date with a girl that works at Epic Games... She was unreal.
If fire and water are both elements, what is steam? Better than Epic.
People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks.
Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together. Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count.
MAYOR ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD! Ok now that all the nerds are gone, I'm throwing an epic party at my house tomorrow and you're all invited!
The City Slicker and The Farmer
**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.
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When Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's new war time epic.. "No thanks I've done Kirk"
Epic Tragedy
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Before I die, I’m going to swallow a full bag of popcorn kernels My cremation is going to be epic!
You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.
What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars
This was the epic top comment on my Joke. " there doesn't seem to be anything here "
Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's 2017 WW2 beach epic... "No thanks, I've done Kirk"
Epic joke time
Me (leaves class early for doctors appointment)
My class: learns about Tiananmen Square
Me: what did I miss
My class: nothing happened
Why is Epic Games the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France
When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail
Nan 'n' Fran
**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
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I once watched an old epic-historical romance film about a couple, but I can't find it... I guess it's gone with the wind...
When you think about it Elon Musk firing that Tesla towards mars is the most epic mike drop in human history thus far. It still hasn’t landed.
Epic Dad Joke A cow walks into a bar, and then the bartender says, “Sorry, we can’t serve moo.”
Yo Mama so fat that... Epic offered her a contract to be an exclusive Yo Mama joke.
What do you call a bad wave An epic flail
81 People Have Died So Far From Coronavirus in Honor of Kobe Bryant's Epic 81 Point Game This disease is a class act.
After a night of epic lovemaking, what did Thor say to the Valkyrie when she asked for more? I got nuttin' for ya