It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins
I can prove evolution wrong.. Humming birds have existed for thousands of years and they haven't learned the words yet.
Luke cage
In marvels luke cage everyone thinks that luke has super powers because he's bullet proof.
But bullet proof black people isn't a super power it's straight up evolution.
I heard that dolphins have vestigial legs... It would seem evolution defeeted the porpoise.
A fish lies on the ground outside of his tank, dead.
The two remaining fish in the tank talk to each other:
"What happened?!"
"I don't really know... He just yelled 'EVOLUTION!' and jumped out."
Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7
A horse walks into a church...
Priest says, 'Why the long face?'
Horse replies, 'Evolution'.
Creationist have often made me question evolution But probably not in the way they think
Some people just don't understand evolution.
I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin!
All credit to Milton Jones for that one.
Evolution has its hand in Everyone’s genes
What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution
How is evolution and a Union construction job similar? They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose "Superpower is unbreakable skin.
Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution!
-Danish Anwar
I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time.
A creationist puts his glases on and says: "Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"
Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES? Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris sees you. If you don't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death. Happy birthday, sir!
How is a kid failing science and an antivax parent related? One is just the evolution of the other.
I’m finally convinced that evolution doesn’t exist... Mothers still have 2 arms.
What’s the difference between a politician and a dog? About 85 million years of evolution.
Did you guys see Eevee's new flying-type evolution in Sword and Shield? It's called Pigeon.
What's the best way to fix a horse race? Evolution.
At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed
DNA is a wonderful product of evolution. You could say it's pretty GENEious
Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution
There's a secret evolution of Eevee I found today. If you pay your Eevee every day for at least a month, it evolves into Patreon.
What was Zelda looking for in the evolution? The missing Link
Evolution tells us we’ve evolved from apes. I’m pretty sure we’ve evolved from crabs. You know why? Have you ever held a pair of tongs and NOT clicked them together? I rest my case.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class? She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
I'm writing a song about the evolution of bread, but it's not finished... ..anyway, it starts on dough.
Jeggings are very important to genome evolution. Descent with modification requires many pseudo-jeans.