My Exgirlfriend Was An Archaeologist. She loved digging up the past.
My exgirlfriend was the worst
She was bulimic and whenever she ate she always smacked her lips and chewed really loudly.
I was like, "Keep it down!"
What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods.
I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot.