My exgirlfriend was the worst
She was bulimic and whenever she ate she always smacked her lips and chewed really loudly.
I was like, "Keep it down!"
What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods.
I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot.