Eyebrow Jokes

When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

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Remeber when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Funny Eyebrow Jokes
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A stormtrooper walks into a bar and orders a martini The bartender asks while handing the stormtrooper his drink, "Shouldn't you not be drinking on the job?"

The stormtrooper arches his eyebrow, "And hit what I'm aiming for?"

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they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow

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Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow

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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo? Well, now when you mention botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

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Cosmetic surgery used to be such a sensitive subject. But now when you make jokes about botox, nobody lifts an eyebrow.

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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now, you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Plastic surgery used to be such a taboo subject... Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Remember when plastic surgery used to be a taboo subject? Now when you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.


<sorry if it's a repost>.

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Remember when talking about plastic surgery was considered a forbidden subject? Now you can talk about Botox at a restaurant, and nobody will raise an eyebrow.

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I remember when cosmetic surgery was considered taboo. Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow!

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Remember when plastic surgery was taboo? Now you mention Botox, No one even raises their eyebrow.

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Botox used to be a taboo subject but... talk about it now and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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I work at a barber shop and i recently started giving free eyebrow trims to anyone that got a haircut, Everyone look suprised.

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Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrow too high. She looked suprised

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Tattoos used to be such a controversial subject Now there’s Botox and nobody even lifts an eyebrow.

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You know what’s weird about cosmetic procedures? When people get plastic surgery, everyone looks shocked. But when people do Botox, nobody even raises an eyebrow.

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A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him "Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"

"Eh, eh, my lil' son...", said the old man licking his eyebrow

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Remember when plastic surgery was a touchy subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow

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We call rings in ears earrings, in eyebrows eyebrow rings and in noses nose rings. Why don't we apply the same to fingers? And with this fingering I give you my hand in marriage....

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Why don't you tell rumors in a Botox Clinic? Nobody raises an eyebrow

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What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow

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eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro.

I will see myself out.

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Melania Trump had just undergone facial botox surgery when an extremely venomous snake bit her eyebrow. Sadly, no living thing has ever survived this creature's toxin. The snake died moments later.

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I bought an eyebrow trimmer... ... it’s changed the way I see the world

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The other day the wife asked me where is the best place to get eyebrow tattoos done. I told here, just above the eyes...

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Remember when plastic surgery was taboo, now if you mention Botox no one even raises an eyebrow..

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