I walked into a bar and saw this girl wearing a Falcons jersey.
I walked up and introduced myself as, "25 point lead".
"Is that your real name?", she asked.
I said, "No, but I figured anyone wearing a Falcons jersey would blow a 25 point lead."
I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar... But they only gave me 3 quarters.
Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did." Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."
I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!
Don't worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.
EDIT: Well, this is awkward.
What's the difference between a dollar bill and the Atlanta Falcons? A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.
How to reclose an opened bottle of champagne? I don't know, ask Falcons fans.
The Patriots are true gentlemen. They let the Falcons finish their game before they started theirs.
What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar? A dollar is good for four quarters.
The Green Bay Packers' Defense That's it. That's the joke. LET'S GO FALCONS!
Wat's the difference between the Falcons and a dollar bill? A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.
The Atlanta falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl until the illegal second half was played.
What does Hillary and the falcons have in common? They both blew it in the last quarter.
It's no wonder falcons are an endangered species They've got an extreme choking problem.
What's the difference between the Falcons and a dollar bill? A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.
Brady once again charged with letting the air out of something. This time it was the Falcons defense
Its the 4th quarter of 2020 Hope we're playing the Falcons
Bucks vs. Falcons
REPORTER: Lovie, can you say something about your team's execution tonight?
LOVIE SMITH: I think it would be a good idea!
The Devil went down to Georgia . . . And obviously reneged on his deal with Falcons fans.
Falcons return to Atlanta tomorrow Guess the walking dead will be back sooner than we thought
Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. Atlanta Falcons, deceased, choked on a 25 point lead.
Why don't Falcons eat cereal? They lost the bowl
Why do girls like the Falcons? Because they like chokers!
Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl
I don't know if I can handle the intensity My wife just told me she was going to blow me harder then the falcons 28-3 lead.
What do Atlanta's overpasses and the Falcons have in common? They're on fire for the first two hours but completely fall apart by the end.
We all know that today's eclipse was amazing, but we can't forget the fact that the Falcons still blew a 25 point lead during the superbowl
What is the worst day to be a fan of the Atlanta Falcons? March 28th
What do you call a group of Falcons? A choke.
What do the Falcons have in common with Democrats? They both won the popular vote but lost to Trump.
If the Atlanta Braves and the Atlanta Falcons played each other in a championship game who would win? Neither, they would both choke before they got there.
Aaron Hernandez... Choked harder than the Falcons.