What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names.
I burnt a lot of calories today… I set a fat kid on fire.
What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire.
How do you burn a lot of calories quickly? Set a fat kid on fire
Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire.
Did you hear about the fat kidney doctor who could predict the weather? She was a meaty urologist.
My wife told me to go the gym and burn some calories So I went and set some fat kids on fire
decided to burn lots of calories today. so I set a fat kid on fire..
My wife told me to burn some calories... So I found a fat kid and set him on fire.
Fat kids go to fat camp, where do kids with ADD go? Concentration camp.
A kid asks his dad 'Daddy, what's dark humor?"
"Well," he said, "you see that fat kid get stuck in the baby swing?"
"Dad, I'm blind..."
The dad goes back to his newspaper.
"You're welcome, son."
They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid
How do you burn calories very quickly? Light a fat kid on fire.
What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? "You've got a lot of potential!"
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.
What's the fat kid's favorite day of the week? Fry-day
Decided to burn a lot of calories today so I'm thinking of setting a fat kid on fire.
Thought I'd burn some calories today So I set a fat kid on fire
What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school? The dinner bell.
What's the difference between a brick and a fat kid? The brick will eventually get laid
Why did the fat kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus
Did you hear about the fat kid who got mad when his heelys broke? Apparently a lot was riding on them..
It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country.
What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? The lunch bell!
What do you call 10 fat kids walking down a road? Skittles.
A fat kid had his lvl 100 gaming account raided and deleted. It was quite un-4chan-ate.
What do you call a fat kid with a rape whistle? Optimistic.
why didnt the fat kid go trick or treating? he was afraid he would get some snickers