How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do fat women get for Valentine's day? Depressed
Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Fat women are like hydrogen single and abundant
(Q)....... What do fat women & mopeds have in common? (A)........ They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I have a MASSIVE heroine problem... I'm addicted to fat women who save my life.
What do you call a fat women with a rape whistle.... Optimistic
A man was talking to a couple of fat women.
Man: So, are you women from England?
Women: its Wales you idiot.
Man: sorry ma'am, are you whales from england?
Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.
Your momma's so fat...
Her picture fell off the wall
She wears a 3 piece bikini
There are smaller fat women orbiting her
Her tampons come equipped with On Star
In an objective point of view, fat women are more attractive than skinny woman. According to Newton, the heavier an object is, the more it attracts other objects.
A fat women falls through the floor of her apartment whilst reading the news. She must be a fast reader as she’s already gone through 10 stories.
Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget
Your mom is so fat... She has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers
[2 parts] What do fat women and scooters have in common?
They're fun to ride as long as your friends don't see it.
What do Trump-trains and scooters have in common?
They're fun to ride until you die horribly in the middle of an intersection.