Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver.
After a long search, I finally got a job with FedEx. OP delivers.
When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx. OP delivers!
my girlfriend is a lot like the Fedex guy.
She only comes when I'm not home.
(Probably not original but I haven't heard it before)
A FedEx guy knocks on the door....
A FedEx guy knocks on the door. A little kid answers, naked except underpants, smoking a joint & holding half a bottle of Scotch.
FedEx guy says "Kid, is your mother home?"
The kid says "What do *you* think?"
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
FedEx and UPS tried working together once Didn't last long as they became FedUp.
As a Fedex driver myself, I thought this was really funny. The punchline might not make sense to you guys though, because... OP delivers.
I just started working for FedEx OP delivers
A friend who works for FedEx told me how to tell a decent joke. It's all about the delivery.
The Washington Redskins' stadium being sponsored by FedEx makes a lot of sense. Neither delivers on Sundays.
There is going to be a merger between FedEx and UPS.. Yep, they're going to be called "FedUp"
I wanted to tell you a FedEx joke... But there was already one yesterday, and I don't want you to get FedUp.
What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery.
I know a great joke about a FedEx plane but it's probably over your head.
I would tell you a FedEx joke... but you'd probably wouldn't receive it until a week or so.
***Breaking News*** UPS and FedEx set to merge this Friday! ...They're going to call it: FedUp
My girlfriend left me after dinner. You could say I FedEx.
What do you call a dinner with someone you met in tumblr? FedEx
Did you hear that the unions for Bridgestone, FedEx, and UPS are pushing for a merger? They wanted to be rebranded as The Local Tired and FedUp.
Why’s is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
Credit to my FedEx delivery guy for this one.
Not sure if someone has said this one but I thought it was funny and maybe worth rehashing.
What's funny about a FedEx guy telling a joke about his truck full of Nitrous oxide? There is nothing funny about the joke, it's about his delivery.
They say that jokes are all about the delivery I think that is codswallop because no one finds FedEx or DHL funny.
Why do women prefer to bang UPS drivers over FedEx drivers? FedEx drivers always come early.
Created a profile on Tinder when I was in California and in my bio had California >< Florida on it. Got a match who said she right swiped because she wanted a parcel delivered from California to Florida . Apparently I have been Fedex zoned .
What’s the difference between fedex, and a woman from Pennsylvania? One costs $14.95 and delivers overnight, and the other delivers packages.
What do you call a boat that a UPS driver buys to feel better than a FedEx driver? One Ups Man ship
The UPS guys are way better than the FedEx guys The UPS guy takes the package all the way into our bedroom when I'm out.
Did you hear about the FedEx lady who had a baby? (DAD JOKE) Supposedly she had to rush the delivery!
My girlfriend says I'm incredibly stupid and ignorant and she's giving me an ultimatum. She said either shape up or ship out. I chose ship out. That was a week ago and FedEx still hasn't delivered my Ultimatum.
Did you hear the news? FedEx & UPS are going to merge. From now on they’ll go by the name Fed-Up