Fifa Jokes

Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters.

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Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest. It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.

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What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup? The boys are coming home.

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Funny Fifa Jokes
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Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:

"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"

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Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it

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*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA* That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.

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Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat. Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter.

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The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt.

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What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common? They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to.

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Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES? Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.

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New features in FIFA 19 There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.

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Putin gave Trump a FIFA ball at Helsinki because he knows Trump will play ball

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I went out and bought FIFA the other day. It's great being the Emir of Qatar.

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The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes

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The Fifa president, Secretary General, and communications director are in a car. Who is driving? The Police.

This joke got their PR chief fired today.

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Reforming FIFA analogy-1 Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump

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I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once

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Upon England's exit from the Euros... Talks are beginning to emerge for a referendum from FIFA and starting their own international football governing body, in which they will be the only nation invited and will always win no matter what.

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FIFA is a nonprofit. That's it. That's the joke

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Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary Me: Against whom?

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Like Mexico winning a FIFA World Cup game against Germany... No body expected the Spanish inquisition

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Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose? Me: Because your mom loves roses.

Son: What about me?

Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cup™ Russia 2018.

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‪What’s the difference between The Oscars and The FIFA World Cup?‬ A flop doesn’t win an award at The Oscars.

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Personally, I am strongly against abortion. Why start a FIFA match if you can't finish it?

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What's the difference between jokes here and FIFA games? Just the name

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"FIFA President, Secretary General, and Communications Director are all traveling in a car, who's driving?" "The Police" all credit goes to ex FIFA com director Walter De Gregorio, hilarious joke, sorry it cost you you're job!

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While on the beanstalk, what did the giant say when watching the World Cup? FIFA - fo - fum

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Germany's loss in the fifa world cup doesn't come as a surprise They've always had a hard time winning on russian soil

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I was three sport athlete in highschoolb Madden, fifa, and 2k

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I asked my youtuber fan that palys FIFA what he thought about it. He says he can't complain...

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