Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters.
Comedian Lee Nelson threw money at Sepp Blatter at a FIFA conference as a protest. It backfired as he now has to host the 2026 World Cup in his back garden.
What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup? The boys are coming home.
Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal:
Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:
"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it
*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA* That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.
Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat. Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.
How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**.
Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter.
The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt.
What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common? They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to.
Why do creationists prefer FIFA to PES? Because PES is Pro Evolution Soccer.
New features in FIFA 19 There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.
Putin gave Trump a FIFA ball at Helsinki because he knows Trump will play ball
I went out and bought FIFA the other day. It's great being the Emir of Qatar.
The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes
The Fifa president, Secretary General, and communications director are in a car. Who is driving?
The Police.
This joke got their PR chief fired today.
Reforming FIFA analogy-1 Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump
I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once
Upon England's exit from the Euros... Talks are beginning to emerge for a referendum from FIFA and starting their own international football governing body, in which they will be the only nation invited and will always win no matter what.
FIFA is a nonprofit. That's it. That's the joke
Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary Me: Against whom?
Like Mexico winning a FIFA World Cup game against Germany... No body expected the Spanish inquisition
Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?
Me: Because your mom loves roses.
Son: What about me?
Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cup™ Russia 2018.
What’s the difference between The Oscars and The FIFA World Cup? A flop doesn’t win an award at The Oscars.
Personally, I am strongly against abortion. Why start a FIFA match if you can't finish it?
What's the difference between jokes here and FIFA games? Just the name
"FIFA President, Secretary General, and Communications Director are all traveling in a car, who's driving?" "The Police" all credit goes to ex FIFA com director Walter De Gregorio, hilarious joke, sorry it cost you you're job!
While on the beanstalk, what did the giant say when watching the World Cup? FIFA - fo - fum
Germany's loss in the fifa world cup doesn't come as a surprise They've always had a hard time winning on russian soil
I was three sport athlete in highschoolb Madden, fifa, and 2k
I asked my youtuber fan that palys FIFA what he thought about it. He says he can't complain...