Finals Jokes

Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals.

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Funny Finals Jokes
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Why did LeBron James skip college? He didn't want to show up for finals.

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Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's.

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Studying for finals is like playing Tetris just when you seem to get the facts to fit together, all that you thought you learned disappears.

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Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he struggles with finals

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Why did LeBron James choose to not go to college? Because he struggles with finals.

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If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5..... What would you spend your $5 on?

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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I bought a ticket to world cup finals without realizing it’s also my wedding day! Does anyone want to go in my place? The church is St Antony’s and the brides’ name is Joanna..

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Don't let the Golden State Warriors blowing a 3 - 1 lead in the NBA finals.. ..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776

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Did you hear about the atom that was caught stealing electrons? He was arrested and charged.

...this is the stuff I come up with while procrastinating studying for finals.

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Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke! Go easy on me im drunk.

When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.

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I tried very hard to pass my culinary school finals But I'm still constipated.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals

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Who is faster? Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?

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What do you get when you put 8 black men and a Gun together ? The 100m Olympic Finals, ofcourse.

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Hey Professor can I do something to help my grade? Professor: Uh...it’s May.

Me: Oh sorry! MAY I do something to help my grade?

Good luck on finals everyone!

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Just finished finals and there was only one thing I couldn’t answer The questions.

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Doctor, every night I dream of mice playing football, what should I do? -Take these pills tonight, it should all go away
-Can I take them tomorrow?
-Why?
-Tonight are the finals

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What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Stressed over finals? That's fine. Just make sure your suicide note is in MLA format.

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J.R. Smith can't wait for the NBA Finals to end tonight... He thinks Cleveland is up 3-1.

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The Worst "F" Word Finals

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NBA finals refs RIP Lebron

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The Stanley Cup Finals left me so angry last night.. I demand capital punishment.

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For some reason... I find myself becoming extremely religious right around finals week.

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I bought tickets to the world cup semi-finals and forgot I'm getting married that day So is anyone here willing to get married that day?

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When Germany beat England in the World Cup Finals, one Brit was heard commenting: "So they beat us at our national sport. We've beaten them twice at theirs!"

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Went to my daughter's soccer finals the other day... What a semi!

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I just learn the first word I spoke was “Quote”. I have to ensure that on my death bed, my finals words are “End Quote”.

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What do you call the stakes in the finals of a spelling bee The alpha-bet

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So our test score finals finally got revealed and I didn’t get top And I got to be bottom

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The scarf championships were close this year... The finals were neck and neck.

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Let me know if anyone can help I bought the tickets Champions League finals But I accidentally fixed my wedding date on the same day so I am wondering if anyone else would be interested in getting married.

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