What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school? Bison.
What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison.
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison.
The first day of school, I signed up for Math, English, Science and Geography.. The rest, as they say, is History
Opinions On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer? Dyson.
The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language. The rest, as they say, was History.
I remember my first day of school, I cried when my mum dropped me off... No sorry, first day of University.
My parents say "please excuse my French." before they swear. When the teacher asked me what French I knew on the first day of school, she didn't like my answer.
Little Hunter, the boy with a lisp, comes home to the trailer park from his first day of school in Alabama.
Dad: "Yee son how'skool!?"
Hunter: "I don' hav' a pwoblem, at least my classmates awe allwhite."
Dad: "Hahaaarr, that's my boy!"
On the first day of school the teacher assigns a writing assignment about "family emergencies" but notices that one student still hadn't learned to use punctuation. The teacher asks the student why and the student says, "Isn't it an emergency?"
First day of school.
The teacher says: "Here you sit calmly, and if you have anything to ask, lift your hand."
A boy lifts his hand.
\-You got anything to ask, sweetie?
\-Nah, just checking the system