Cardi B has a sister that's a fitness instructor. Her name is Cardi O
I just joined a gym for religious minorities. Jehova's Fitness
I'm starting a gym where we bring exercise equipment right to your front door, whether you requested it or not. I'm calling it "Jehovah's Fitness"
Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.
I asked a fitness trainer at my local gym what would be the best machine to use in order to impress girls Apparently it’s the ATM machine at my local bank.
Opening a gym... Gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. I'll call it "Jehovah's Fitness"
I'm going to open a gym with power walking and door knocking classes. I'll call it Jehovah's Fitness.
Vince McMahon opened a fitness center in the memory of Randy Savage. The Slim Gym
I joined a Christian gym glass recently It's called Jehova's fitness
Best exercise to lose a few pounds... So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the "Brexit".
According to my new fitness smart watch I’ve masturbated for 4 miles already today.
Let’s start a religious fitness training group. We can call it Jehovah’s Fitness
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app this morning... ...and it sent an ambulance to my house
I'm working on a fitness routine for insects. It's going well, but I'm still trying to work out the bugs.
I just learned Cardi B has a cousin who’s really into fitness. She’s called Cardi O
How come Thanos is so buff and strong?
He's a member of Snap fitness.
Sorry, had to blow the dust off of this joke.
Red neck word of the day "fitness" I don't think there's any way we're "fitness" in the back a da truck
I've decided to join Anytime Fitness Because I like to dress up as a 12th century Viking Warrior when I work out.
My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays.
I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out..
China apologizes for "slanderous" comments about Kim Jong Un. Says they didn't realize he was a part of their fitness protection program.
What’s the name of Cardi B’s long lost sister who ‘s into fitness? Cardi O!
What happens when you win a lawsuit against Planet Fitness? Heads explode because you've just won a judgement against the judgement free zone.
I gave up on fitness and angrily buried my juicer. I was livid when my friend dug it up again and told me to man up. Did you just exhume my blender?
Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
Yeah I’m into fitness! Fitness whole pizza in my mouth!
r/fitness is just like the gym. Everyone subscribes, but no one actually spends anytime there.
My fitness instructor told me to treat my body like a temple Yet she fainted when she saw me filled with old men in robes
In the end, I had to deactivate my malfunctioning fitness avatar. It just wasn’t working out for me.
I wanted to spend more time in the fitness center.. ..but it didn't work out.
My gym moved to a different floor. It took my fitness routine to a whole new level.
Cardi B hired a fitness trainer to plan her diet. He was a master of CardiOgraphy
I'm working on my fitness so I take the stairs It's a workout to run from the cops while you're dragging stairs
I passed the presidential fitness test!
It was so much easier than last time.
All I had to do was tweet some nonsense and talk about sexually harassing my classmates!