What’s a tired dragon’s favorite steak? Flaming yawn
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks.
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stomp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stomp out flaming ducks!
Oh deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no Eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and on a barbique?
Still no flaming eye-deer!
Did you know Major Charles Sweeney of the B-29 Bockscar was dyslexic? He meant to order the flaming saganaki, but instead ordered a flaming Nagasaki
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out Forrest fires of course.
Why do elephants have flat feet?... to stomp out flaming ducks
Last night I went to a satanic-like ritual where we chanted around a flaming object, cut it up and ate it. It was a fun birthday party.
What do you call China's leader, cloned, stacked on top of each other, doused in petrol, and a match tossed on? A giant, flaming pile of Pooh.
What do you call the President with a fever? A flaming hot cheetoh
whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp
What is the sleepy dragon's favorite food? Flaming yawn