Flat Chest Jokes

What does it mean when a man looks deep into your eyes? it means that you are flat chested.

Score: 430

So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?


You skip them both.

Score: 32

Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

Score: 10

What can you tell, when a man gazes deeply into your eyes at the end of a date If at the end of the date, the man is gazing deeply into your eyes, it tells you one thing; you are flat chested

Score: 3

A Flat Chested Woman Is Getting Dressed... When her husband of 20 years looks at her and says "Why do you even worry about wearing a bra?"

His wife quickly responds " I don't know, why do you wear underwear."

Score: 2

What do you call a flat chested musician? She♭

Score: 2

Marriage counselor My mate Dave and his flat chested wife went to see a marriage counselor yesterday.

The counsellor asked them, "What seems to be the problem?" he said, "Well, Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

Score: 1

My gf was staring at her flat chest for weeks so I asked her what's wrong. She looks at me and says she wonders if her milk is evaporated or condensed.

Score: 0

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