What does it mean when a man looks deep into your eyes? it means that you are flat chested.
So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me:
What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?
You skip them both.
Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
What can you tell, when a man gazes deeply into your eyes at the end of a date If at the end of the date, the man is gazing deeply into your eyes, it tells you one thing; you are flat chested
A Flat Chested Woman Is Getting Dressed...
When her husband of 20 years looks at her and says "Why do you even worry about wearing a bra?"
His wife quickly responds " I don't know, why do you wear underwear."
What do you call a flat chested musician? She♭
Marriage counselor
My mate Dave and his flat chested wife went to see a marriage counselor yesterday.
The counsellor asked them, "What seems to be the problem?" he said, "Well, Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
My gf was staring at her flat chest for weeks so I asked her what's wrong. She looks at me and says she wonders if her milk is evaporated or condensed.