A woman in her twenties sees a large black man walking by and decides to flirt with him. “So is it true what they say about black guys?” He responds, “Sure is.” Then he punched her in the face and stole her purse.
Me trying to flirt
Me: hey girl you dropped something
Girl: what?
Me: your standards, hi I'm John
Do you know the way little children run towards the waves of the ocean but back up the very last second? That's the exact same way I flirt with girls
Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........
How does ramen flirt?
They send noods.
Seen at a local restaurant.
How do Science Nerds flirt? I'd Like to be a DNA helicase so I can unzip those genes!
I hate when waitresses flirt with me.. I can't tell if they just want the tip or if they want just the tip.
A woman recently tried to flirt with me using a electric mixer. She said she was going to whisk me away.
Social anxiety is tough when you’re trying to flirt with your ceramics teacher. I can’t help but think I make a bad first impression.
How do herpetologists flirt? "Send newts"
My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably I guess it wasn’t the first time he couldn’t connect to the server
How church kids flirt “So, you’re staying for second service too?”
When you flirt with a girl in binary, you are guaranteed to turn them on And off. And on. And off.
What did Hitler say when his secretary started to flirt with him? "Stop! You're taking me out of mein kampfert zone!"