I’m a tour guide at a museum, and when I told a group that the fossil they were looking at was 65 million years and 3 weeks old, they asked me where the 3 weeks came from. I said well it was 65 millions years old when I was hired here, and that was 3 weeks ago.
I wish I could be a fossil. Only then would someone dig me.
Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm.
The other day I found this literal fossil of a PC... It had about a trilobyte of storage on it!
An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil...
Curious, he walks over and asks, "What you got there?"
"Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.
I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but... it was a fossil arm
A black man attended a protest against fossil fuels... And got six global warming shots in his back.
How do you know if a fossil was afraid before it was petrified? If it’s a Diana-Ross-osaur
Today I learned that burning fossil fuels... is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Why were Jim and Martha figuring out how old the fossil was, on their first date? Because they were Carbon Dating.
What is the relationship between an old fossil and a paleontologist called? Carbon Dating
Here's a step by step guide to becoming a fossil Step One : Die
Here’s my favorite joke
What kind of music does the fossil record play
Hard rock
I thought I had found a dinosaur leg But fossil arm.
What do you call a prehistoric lion?
A Mufossil!
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(Like Mufasa but fossil)