What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet? Brochure.
When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first
How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light
What do Chinese terrorists do at a frat party? They bro it up!
The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy.
How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light
What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine.
What do you call a frat guy in a suit? A defendant
Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro.
How do frat boys cut down trees? With a sah, dude
Detective: I’m gonna need an interpreter, who killed that man
Frat boy: bruh like straight up this dude low key swooped in here, yeeted his life away and skeeted
Interpreter: I can’t help u dude
Why did the frat guy want to major in anatomy? He thought he would get to study abroad
I cannot stand third-world frat boy trends. I just hate the way they're always popping their cholera.
What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide
What did the wizard say at the frat party? ...Abracadabro.
How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.
A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity The bartender says "sorry, we have enough whites."
Four frat boys
Four frat boy we're sitting along side the road. Where's the fifth?
They drank it.
What did the Frat boy say when the Mormon handed him a piece of paper? Bro sure.
If the oldest guy at a frat party buys the most beer, and the youngest guy at a frat party drinks the most beer, what does the middle aged guy at a frat party do? Buys the most beer.
What's a music major frat boy's favorite composer? Debussy
What's a frat boy’s favorite math class? Algebruh
Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat? His name was Tycho, Brah
What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?
What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?
The life of the party.
What do both frat boys and a cult of necrophiliacs do on a Saturday night? Crack open a cold one with the boys
What do you call a Wizard in a Frat House? An Abracadabro.
What’s the similarity between a vegan and a frat boy? They always manage to slip it in.
What's a frat bro's favorite color? Natty White
Trump's policies are like a frat boy walking by.... Flip flop flip flop flip flop...
Which element hangs out with their fellow frat dudes? It’s that Bromine!
I joined a Jewish frat the other day I'm a Hebro now