Frat Jokes

What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet? Brochure.

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When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first

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Funny Frat Jokes
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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light

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What do Chinese terrorists do at a frat party? They bro it up!

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The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy.

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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light

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What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine.

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What do you call a frat guy in a suit? A defendant

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro.

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How do frat boys cut down trees? With a sah, dude

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Detective: I’m gonna need an interpreter, who killed that man Frat boy: bruh like straight up this dude low key swooped in here, yeeted his life away and skeeted

Interpreter: I can’t help u dude

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Why did the frat guy want to major in anatomy? He thought he would get to study abroad

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I cannot stand third-world frat boy trends. I just hate the way they're always popping their cholera.

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What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide

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What did the wizard say at the frat party? ...Abracadabro.

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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.

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A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity The bartender says "sorry, we have enough whites."

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Four frat boys Four frat boy we're sitting along side the road. Where's the fifth?


They drank it.

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What did the Frat boy say when the Mormon handed him a piece of paper? Bro sure.

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If the oldest guy at a frat party buys the most beer, and the youngest guy at a frat party drinks the most beer, what does the middle aged guy at a frat party do? Buys the most beer.

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What's a music major frat boy's favorite composer? Debussy

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What's a frat boy’s favorite math class? Algebruh

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Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat? His name was Tycho, Brah

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What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house? What do you call a serial killer that killed everyone at a frat house?


The life of the party.

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What do both frat boys and a cult of necrophiliacs do on a Saturday night? Crack open a cold one with the boys

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What do you call a Wizard in a Frat House? An Abracadabro.

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What’s the similarity between a vegan and a frat boy? They always manage to slip it in.

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What's a frat bro's favorite color? Natty White

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Trump's policies are like a frat boy walking by.... Flip flop flip flop flip flop...

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Which element hangs out with their fellow frat dudes? It’s that Bromine!

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I joined a Jewish frat the other day I'm a Hebro now

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