Turkish gallows humor A prisoner goes to the prison library, and asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author."
I'm not really fan of gallows humor It just always leaves me hanging.
What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?
I want to hang by myself for a bit.
Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
No one seems to like my gallows humor. They get so hung up about it.