What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.
I’ve been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever! Now my 8 year old son doesn’t have to touch my beloved PC!
Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger.
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the building
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side
What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720
Why did the console gamer cross the road? Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street.
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the building on the other side.
What does a gamer and a burn victim both say I can’t wait to try out my new skin
How Do You Know Someone Is A PC Gamer? You don't, they tell you.
Why did the console gamer die in the art gallary? There was too many frames.
Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ? Because he's morbidly obese
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping
What's the difference between a abusive father and a Korean gamer? Only one will stop beating you
What’s the difference between a slug and a gamer? A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side.
What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death.
What do you call it when a gamer girl has her first period... ...First blood
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side.
What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep? One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.
What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league.
What did one gamer do to the other gamer after he lost? Consoled him
What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!
What is it called when a gamer fights someone? An Asthma attack.
A gamer and a girl gamer were deeply in love, but they just couldn't find another They were not on the same level.
Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub? It was exclusive.
How do gamer guys pee? Spray and Pray or split-stream
How do you tell a gamer from a car mechanic? Ask them what HP means.
A Goldfish has memory for up to 5 months The average gamer has memory for about 24 hours
My wife is a gamer so i boght her cod I guess we'll have a tasty dinner tonight
What do you call a dumb gamer? A wii-tard
A console gamer was walking in the street A bar popped up.
Why did the gamer buy a Mac for highschool? Because he didn't want to get distracted by games.
A couple is on holiday in another country. They are getting on a bus together. The husband tells the wife:
\- See? In this bus there's a gamer, a feminist and a vegan.
\- So... What makes you think you know that?
\- They already told me!
I am a gamer. I play Clash of Clans