Gap Jokes

Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers had never bothered him before. Get it?



Edit: I'm not removing the "Get it?" Part.

Thicc Sauce is Andre Segers

Another Edit: thanks for making "Get It" a meme <3

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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.

Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.

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Interviewer: How do you explain the five-year gap on your resume? Me: Oh, that was when I went to Yale.

Interviwer: Amazing! You're hired.

Me: Yay, I got a yob!

Score: 4347

At the job interview Interviewer: I see here that you had a five-year gap between jobs. Can you please explain it?

Me: Oh that's when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That is very impressive. You can start tomorrow.

Me: Yay, I got a yob.

Score: 845

Interviewer: how do you explain the 3 year gap on your resume? Me: oh, that was when I went to Yale

Interviewer: Amazing, you are hired!

Me: hurray! I got a Yob!

Score: 791

I'm 27, my BF is 37. Is 10 years too much of an age gap? 'cause his son is 17 and really hot.

Score: 452

My girlfriend was telling me all about the gender wage gap... It was really informative. I thanked her for her 1.56 cents.

Score: 452

Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap. There were a lot of casual tees.

Score: 447

A guy was nailing his interview and the employer said "well application looks great but there's a 7 year gap since your last job, what happened?" The guy says "oh I went to yale",
The employer: Oh great your hired you start Monday.

Guy: "Yay I got a yob!"

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The reason for the wage gap is that men have high paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, etc. while women usually have lower paying jobs... ...like female doctor, female lawyer, etc.

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My girlfriend called me a peedo I was having dinner with my girlfriend, and she called me a peedo. Sure, she's 18 and I'm 31, but that's not a big age gap right? Totally ruined our 10 year anniversary...

Score: 77

If my wife had a dollar for every joke she made about the wage gap... She would have 77 cents

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The wage gap is sexist, because a woman gets 70 cents for every dollar a man makes... ... then the man is only left with 30 cents. That's messed up.

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My 35 year old friend and his 22 year old girlfriend had their meal out completely ruined by strangers judging them for their age gap. It completely ruined their 10 year anniversary.

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There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon. They're still counting the casual Tees.

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How to fix the wage gap. Wagegap

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I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger.

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I think it's inappropriate for men to make fun of the gender wage gap; to ignore and minimize it, or to make cheap jokes about it. Also, you could easily find some women to make those same jokes way cheaper.

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For my next Halloween costume I'll need to physically disappear out of existence... I'll be the wage gap.

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Interviewer: How do you explain that five-year gap on your resume? Me: Oh, that was when I went to Yale.

Interviwer: Amazing! You're hired.

Me: Yay, I got a yob!

Score: 6

Job interview. Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap in your resume?

Me: Thats when i went to Yale.

Interviewer: Thats impressive, youre hired.

Me: Thanks i really need this Yob.

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The gender pay gap is mostly caused by the types of professions that men and women go into Men are more likely to be doctors, lawyers, or engineers.

Women are more likely to be female doctors, female lawyers, or female engineers.

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Funny Gap Jokes
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Used to know a guy who worked at the GAP. Spent half his paychecks buying clothes there. He really sold himself shorts.

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if someone is wearing a gap shirt .. point to their shirt and say “there’s a hole in ur shirt!” when they look down, say “never mind it’s just a gap”

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My friend went on a gap year travelling, and it's all he ever talks about. It's gotten to the point where I can't even discuss my problems with him anymore... All he says is, "Oh, I've been there before."

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Interviewer: Please explain this 4 year gap on your resume. Me: That was when i went to Yale.

Interviewer: Wow, that's really impressive, you're hired.

Me: Thanks, I really need this Yob.

Score: 4

What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.

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A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?

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A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume

Man: I went to Yale

Interviewer: Your hired

Man: Wow I finally got a yob

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The age gap in my relationship is somewhat questionable. According to the police.

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What do my girlfriend and the gender wage gap have in common? They don't exist.

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The wage gap is like a thigh gap It doesn't exist, women just made it up to feel sorry for themselves

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If I had a dollar for every intelligent person who believed in the wage gap I'd have 77 cents

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A rollercoaster at disney got shut down for having a small gap in the middle of the ride It probably wasn't wise to have a clothing store in a rollercoaster anyway.

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