Bank robber pulls out gun, points it at the teller...
Robber: "Give me all your money or you are GEOGRAPHY!'
Cashier (puzzled) "Did you mean to say "or you're history?"
Robber: "Don't change the subject."
A boy is studying for his geography quiz
His mom asks him:
"What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin", says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin."
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin."
"You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
A robber enters a bank and points a gun at the teller
Robber: Put all the money in the bag or you’re Geography!
Teller: Don’t you mean History?
Robber: Don’t change the subject!
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Trembling, the teller stammers, “D...d...don’t y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!”
Geography class
-Whats the capital of Germany?
-Berlin teacher
-Whats the capital of France?
-Berlin again teacher
-Whats the capital of Poland?
-Still Berlin teacher
-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!
-We'll see about that
A man goes into a bank...
...and proceeds to walk up to the nearest bank teller and pulls out a gun:
"Make one wrong move and you're geography!"
"Don't you mean history?" asks the teller
"Don't change the subject!"
So a guy walks into a bank with a gun and walks up to the teller...
Bank Robber: Put all your money in this bag or you're geography!
Bank Teller: Don't you mean history?
Bank Robber: Hey! Don't try to change the subject!
A guy runs into a bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and shouts, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!" Puzzled, the teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!"
A robber burst into a bank brandishing a gun and yelled at the teller.
"Give me the money! One false move and you're geography!"
The teller said "Don't you mean history?"
The robber screamed "Don't change the subject!"
A mother is helping her son study for a geography quiz.
She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin" says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin"
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin"
"Good job Adolf, you'll do great on your quiz tomorrow."
My Geography teacher died yesterday. Well, he is History now.
I heard the best geography joke today... I would tell you but you had to be there.
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun and points it at the teller…
“Give me all your money or you’re geography.” he says.
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject.”
No one laughed at my geography joke I guess you had to be there.
A man robs a bank.
Robber: Give me all your money or you're geography!
Employee: Don't you mean history?
Robber: Don't change the subject...
My brother went down in history, On another occasion he fingered a girl in geography.
Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!
My grandad went down in history... ...and he once fingered a girl in geography.
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography
Teacher: "what state do you live in?"
Student: "denial."
I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now.
my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt
Prof to the student: Did you study geography?
Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.
A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.
"What is the capital of Germany?" she asks.
"Berlin," says the boy.
"What's the capital of France?"
"Berlin."
"What's the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin."
"Good job, Adolf. You'll do great on your test tomorrow."
Bin Laden's kid comes sad from school
"Dad i got an F in Geography class"
"Why is that?"
"The teacher asked me what's the tallest building in New York and i said Empire State Building"
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies
"Let dad handle this one."
I'm not very good at geography... But I can name a city in France, which is Nice
My grandfather went down in History He also fingered a girl in Geography
Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment
I'm not very good at geography But i know the name of one city in France, which is Nice.
I just got a job teaching in America! Yeah. Geography as a foreign language.
My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3.... He says, "when I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.
I had to do a presentation about geography and it was my turn so my friend said Europe
A man walks into a room of people laughing
He ask's "what's everyone laughing about?"
The other man says "it's a geography joke, you had to have been there!"
TIFU by sending a substitute math teacher to a geography classroom. Whoops, wrong sub!
My friend told me a geography joke. Actually never mind, you had to be there.
It was geography class in Soviet Russia...
and little Dmitri asked, 'Why don't we ever get tested on the capitals of foreign countries?'
The teacher replied, 'Because we hate capital-lists, Dmitri.'