Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet.
Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11.
List all odd integers from 1 to 20 1, 3, 5, 7, George Bush, 13, 15, 17, 19.
George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as "41" and "43." I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low.
How did George Bush get Afghanistan pregnant? He never pulled out
A blond, a rabbi, a schoolkid, a lawyer, a prostitute, the pope, a pirate and George Bush walk into a bar...
The bartender says:
Is this a joke?
What did George Bush say when he was fighting in war? I ambush
The Clock is Ticking...
9:09
9:10
George Bush
9:12
9:13
What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden? Osama. Why? Because George already lost two towers.
So Saddam Hussein was trying to give George Bush a high-five... But George Bush left him hanging.
What was George Bush’s favorite sports team? The New York Jets
The clock is ticking...
9:09
9:10
George Bush
9:12
Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11.
George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent.
I heard George Bush Senior is in the hospital in critical condition... I guess some people really would rather die than watch Trump be sworn in this Friday.
George Bush jnr had a couple of books published about his 'slip ups' known as 'Bushisms'... They are clearing entire forests in preparation for enough paper to print the Trump trilogy.
George Bush was in a briefing one day...
“Sir 4 Brazilians were killed in Iraq yesterday.”
“Oh NO that’s awful!” He exclaimed “um how many is a Brazilian again?”
Who wins in chess George Bush or Osama Bin Laden? Bin Laden wins because Bush is missing two towers
Women and minorities feel betrayed by Trump being elected... Now they know how smart people felt with George Bush.
A man asked Jeb Bush a question... and Jeb couldn't give him a good answer. The next day he asked George Bush the same question and he was able to answer it just fine. I guess you could say he was... beating around the wrong Bush?
What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds.
[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act Would it have been called Bushcare?
Who'd win in a game of chess, George Bush or Vladimir Putin? Putin, 'cause Bush is missing two towers.
Joe Biden mixed up Donald Trump with George Bush Later, Joe apologised for his error and confirmed that he is fighting fit, raring to go and he can't wait to beat Ronald Reagan in the coming election.
Dee Snider once said "I wanna rock!" Likewise, George Bush said "I want Iraq!"