Men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more.
So men are better at it!
\- George Carlin
Why do they call it the American Dream?
Because you have to be asleep to believe it.
RIP George Carlin. He died 11 years ago yesterday.
Think of how stupid the average person is....
Then realize that half of them are even stupider than that.
George Carlin
In America, anyone can become President.
That's the problem.
~ George Carlin
If you are wondering how Trump got almost half the votes.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
Thank you George Carlin's for the punch line