Darth Vader walks into his local record shop and asks for a copy of George Michael's debut solo album
The guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, it's out of stock."
Darth Vader shakes his head and says "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..."
I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas.
What to watch on TV tonight A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
Who knew George Michael's "Last Christmas"... was about the coroner?
What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance
What side dish does George Michael ask for with his curry? Well I guess it would be rice
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums? I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing.
The opposite of George Strait... is George Michaels
The Police are looking into George Michaels' death. When the press asked if an autopsy would be performed, the coroner was quoted as saying: "Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch his body."
On the topic of George Michael...
I guess you could say it was his "Last Christmas".
Too soon?
George Michael has been accused of organ trafficking It turns out Last Christmas, someone gave him their heart
What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go
What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days.
I hadn't heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas.
Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym
Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper
George Michael was jus here...
And then wham!
It was his last Christmas
George Michael was dancing in the supermarket when he accidentally knocked over an entire stack of cat food, spilling it everywhere Careless Whiskas
Q. What did George Michael sing at Elton John's wedding? A. "Don't let your son go down on me."
When did George Michael die? Last Christmas.
George Michael was once a little-known musician, but once he finally hit the charts... Wham! He was a superstar.
What has George Michael got in common with Wellington boots? They both get sucked off in bogs.
George Michael would make a pretty good Fremen.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
^^^^^Yes ^^^^^I ^^^^^am ^^^^^a ^^^^^complete ^^^^^nerd, ^^^^^stop ^^^^^looking ^^^^^at ^^^^^me ^^^^^like ^^^^^that.
George Michael walks into a bar...
The barman says, "George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!".
"I know," replies George, "It was a Careless Wispa."
How did George Michael speak when he couldn't eat fruit?
In a pear-less whisper.
I'll see myself out.
Did you guys hear about George Michael's passing? It's like, one day you're here... and then WHAM! you're gone.
Who'll miss George Michael most? His aids
So I guess 2016 was George Michael's Last Christmas
An early prediction of George Michael's cause of death I'm going with either a boom boom of the heart, or a jitterbug in the brain.
Last Christmas, George Michael's heart gave up... Now he's never gonna dance again.
What's the opposite of George Michael? George Straight
Did you know Harvey Dent's a big George Michael fan? #cos he's got a half face - face - face#