German Shepherd Jokes

What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.

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"I have the brain of a german shepherd and the body of a teenage boy. They're both in my trunk and I want you to see them."

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I once saw a German Shepherd taking a dump on my front garden. Then his dog came along.

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Funny German Shepherd Jokes
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Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me...

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Wanna see my impression of a German Shepherd? "*ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!* YOU SHEEPS *VILL* GO INTO ZE PASTURE, UND YOU *VILL* HAVE A GOOD TIME!"

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What's the difference between a German Shepherd and a bad comedian? Nothing, they always come back with the same schtick.

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My dad grew up herding sheep in Germany He was a German shepherd.

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What does a short-sighted gynecologist have in common with German Shepherd? A wet nose.

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What should you do if you get attacked by a German Shepherd? Take his crook

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How does a German Shepherd greet you? “Guten dog!”

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Where did Hitler take his sick German Shepherd? To the veteran-aryan

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Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.” Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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Little old lady to dog owner: “Is that your German shepherd outside?” “Yeah, so what?”
“Well, my cat just killed it.”
“Ha, how could your cat kill my dog?”
“It got stuck in his throat!”

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What’s Brown and Black and looks good on an escaped prisoner A German Shepherd

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What do you call a Pastor in Germany? A German Shepherd.

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Did you hear about the German Shepherd that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now.

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Every morning this week a German Shepherd has been taking a dump on my lawn Yesterday he brought his dog.

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A German shepherd peed outside my house yesterday... Next week, he's bringing his dog

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Did you hear about the chihuahua that killed the German Shepherd It got stuck in its throat.

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I have the mind of a German Shepherd and the body of and old man... ...and they are both in the trunk of my car.

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What’s the problem with German Shepherds? You wake up in the morning to find a pen full of Germans in your yard!

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Did you know that only 75% of the world's population of German Shepherds are classified as K-9s? (what are the other 25% classified as?)




























German Shepherds.

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This German shepherd comes has a poo on my lawn every day ! Yesterday he brought a dog along

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie.

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Sheepdogs aren't used to herd sheep in Germany They use German Shepherds instead

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Good news! There are well over 100 labs in America working on developing a vaccine. Just wait til they get the German shepherds involved!

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What kind of pie do asians eat? German Shepherd pie

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Saw a nun walking a German shepherd outside my church I told my brother about it, and he said: "That's strange, I'd think the lord would be her shepherd."

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