What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd? A que-nein.
"I have the brain of a german shepherd and the body of a teenage boy. They're both in my trunk and I want you to see them."
I once saw a German Shepherd taking a dump on my front garden. Then his dog came along.
Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me...
Wanna see my impression of a German Shepherd? "*ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!* YOU SHEEPS *VILL* GO INTO ZE PASTURE, UND YOU *VILL* HAVE A GOOD TIME!"
What's the difference between a German Shepherd and a bad comedian? Nothing, they always come back with the same schtick.
My dad grew up herding sheep in Germany He was a German shepherd.
What does a short-sighted gynecologist have in common with German Shepherd? A wet nose.
What should you do if you get attacked by a German Shepherd? Take his crook
How does a German Shepherd greet you? “Guten dog!”
Where did Hitler take his sick German Shepherd? To the veteran-aryan
Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.” Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
Little old lady to dog owner: “Is that your German shepherd outside?”
“Yeah, so what?”
“Well, my cat just killed it.”
“Ha, how could your cat kill my dog?”
“It got stuck in his throat!”
What’s Brown and Black and looks good on an escaped prisoner A German Shepherd
What do you call a Pastor in Germany? A German Shepherd.
Did you hear about the German Shepherd that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now.
Every morning this week a German Shepherd has been taking a dump on my lawn Yesterday he brought his dog.
A German shepherd peed outside my house yesterday... Next week, he's bringing his dog
Did you hear about the chihuahua that killed the German Shepherd It got stuck in its throat.
I have the mind of a German Shepherd and the body of and old man... ...and they are both in the trunk of my car.
What’s the problem with German Shepherds? You wake up in the morning to find a pen full of Germans in your yard!
Did you know that only 75% of the world's population of German Shepherds are classified as K-9s?
(what are the other 25% classified as?)
German Shepherds.
This German shepherd comes has a poo on my lawn every day ! Yesterday he brought a dog along
What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie.
Sheepdogs aren't used to herd sheep in Germany They use German Shepherds instead
Good news! There are well over 100 labs in America working on developing a vaccine. Just wait til they get the German shepherds involved!
What kind of pie do asians eat? German Shepherd pie
Saw a nun walking a German shepherd outside my church I told my brother about it, and he said: "That's strange, I'd think the lord would be her shepherd."